if you’re a crappy hugger
i can’t be your friend
if you’re a crappy hugger
i can’t be your friend
i took some rum into the shower with me
so you would think i just had the perfect shower
but no, followers
right when i was about to rinse the shampoo out of my hair
the water stopped and never turned back on
and since water didn’t come out of the sink either
i was forced to continue my shower in the rain outside with water bottles
i don’t see why God feels the need to continuously show his hate for me
i get it, man
(Source: ewan-mcgregors, via parker-darling)
i was recently invited into a group on Facebook called “Dinastía Hugo”
apparently i have family from all over who want to get to know everyone in the family
i wish my Spanish was good enough to withhold an actual conversation with them
aw:3
(Source: anniannihilate, via parker-darling)
(via pussy4jesus)
you’re very kind
shout out to Sem for bringing me Bindis from India and for one of the best days i’ve had in a while